Engineering Short Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Q : What is the difference between hardware and software?
A : Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.
A : Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he’d been washing his hair. The instructions on the bottle said:
1. Wet hair
2. Apply shampoo
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat
