The more questions you answer “yes”, the more you are programmed to be a geek.
I consider 256 to be a nice, round number.
I become annoyed when 10K means 10,000.
I start counting from 0 and end up with one less than everyone else.
I end my sentences with a semi-colon.
I write equals as == and not equals as !=.
I know where to find the {braces} keys without looking.
I call text phrases “strings.”
I frequently use words like iteration, contiguous, trivial, version, array, polymorphic, parse and WTF in casual conversations.
When someone asks me what languages I speak, I reply: “C#, Java, PHP and Python.”
I hear the word “Scuzzy” and don’t think it’s a bad thing.
My favorite f-word is fdisk.
<rant>I include XML in regular correspondence.</rant>
I use camelCase for names.
I take things too literally. For example, my wife gets upset when she asks “Do you want to take out the garbage?” (no) instead of “Will you take out the garbage?” (yes).
I respond to questions too logically. For example, when a waitress asks me, “Would you like coffee or tea?” I respond, “Yes.”
I answer negative questions in the technically-correct but awkward way. When my mom asks me, “Wouldn’t you like a glass of milk?” I respond, “Yes, I wouldn’t like a glass of milk.”
When I make a mistake or say something I shouldn’t have, I wish I could press Ctrl+Z.
When searching a paper book, I get frustrated that I cannot simply press Ctrl+F to find the text I’m looking for.
I tell my wife to “stop throwing exceptions that I’m not willing to catch.”
I hold a mouse more than my wife’s hand.
I assume that most people love their jobs like I do.
I’d rather text the guy in the next cubicle than talk to him.
Nighttime and sleep are no longer irrevocably linked.
I understand (0x2b||!0x2b) and find it funny.
I think the three primary colors are red, green and blue.
I have more than one monitor.
I have more email addresses than pairs of shoes.
The number of computers in my house exceeds the number of romantic relationships I’ve had in my lifetime.
I run a Web server at home.
Instead of playing games on my Xbox, I install Linux and use it as a server.
I carry a USB flash drive in my pocket wherever I go.
I know what a router is, and I know what a bit is, but I don’t know what’s a router bit.
I helped my grandma create her own blog.
Whenever I use another person’s computer, I complain that they are not using Firefox and attempt to switch them.
I email myself to remind me to do something.
I rig up elaborate mechanisms to perform basic tasks.
I’ve written a useless program “just for the fun of it.”
