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Software Development Cycle
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat three […]
How to Tell if You’re a Programmer Geek?
The more questions you answer “yes”, the more you are programmed to be a geek. I consider 256 to be a nice, round number. I become annoyed when 10K means 10,000. I start counting from 0 and end up with one less than everyone else. I end my sentences with […]
programmer worry about
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry […]