Funny
Lessons learned from Tetris game
“If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.”
Sardarji Jokes
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. […]
Wine……
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…And those who don’t and are alwaysseen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated […]
What is Audit?
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out […]
THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
There are only two things to worry about Either you are well or you are sick If you are well there is nothing to worry about If you are sick there are only two things to worry about Either you will get well or you will die If you get […]
Joke : Computers VS Cars
Bill Gates (Microsoft) and the president of General Motors were discussing how their products evolved over time. Gates says, “If GM’s technology kept pace with computers, cars would sell for $500 and get 1,000 miles to the gallon.” The GM president ponders Gates’ assertion and says, “Perhaps, but they probably […]
Interview at Infosys
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into […]
English or German language!
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has beenreached to adopt English as the preferred language for Europeancommunications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that Englishspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phasedplan for what […]
Time Changes words don’t
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” – Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “But what … is it good for?” – Engineer at the […]