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There are only two things to worry aboutEither you are well or you are sickIf you are well there is nothing to worry aboutIf you are sick there are only two things to worry aboutEither you will get well or you will dieIf you get well there is nothing to […]
Wants and needsFemale-The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationshipMale-Food, sex, and beer CommunicationFemale-The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partnerMale-Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys ButtFemale-The body part that all clothing […]
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the […]
The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. The one thing that unites all […]
