If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.” “I’m never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong” If at first you don’t […]
Dear STAFF , Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. 1) TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing […]
Men are Mammals and women are femammals. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and […]
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one […]
You know you’re old when….. you remember that, as a child, going to play with the computer meant drawing on paint………… AND IT WAS AWESOME!
