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Software Development Cycle
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat three […]
How to Tell if You’re a Programmer Geek?
The more questions you answer “yes”, the more you are programmed to be a geek. I consider 256 to be a nice, round number. I become annoyed when 10K means 10,000. I start counting from 0 and end up with one less than everyone else. I end my sentences with […]
Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach
Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. Not everything works according to the specs in the data book. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. Always try to fix the hardware […]
Laws of software
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is […]
