programming
Programmer’s Notepad
Programmer’s Notepad is free and powerful text editor. Some of the features present in Programmer’s Notepad are: Syntax Highlighting for lots of languages, configured with schemes Multi-language user interface Unlimited number of schemes supported, powerful syntax highlighting supporting both user-defined and built-in schemes Text Clips provide smart templates for text […]
Software Development Cycle
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat three […]
How to Tell if You’re a Programmer Geek?
The more questions you answer “yes”, the more you are programmed to be a geek. I consider 256 to be a nice, round number. I become annoyed when 10K means 10,000. I start counting from 0 and end up with one less than everyone else. I end my sentences with […]
Most Dangerous Programming Errors
Here are the top 25 most dangerous programming errors divided into three categories: Insecure Interaction Between Components Improper Input Validation Improper Encoding or Escaping of Output Failure to Preserve SQL Query Structure (aka ‘SQL Injection’) Failure to Preserve Web Page Structure (aka ‘Cross-site Scripting’) Failure to Preserve OS Command Structure […]
programmer worry about
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry […]
Top Explanations by Programmers
Strange… I’ve never heard about that. It did work yesterday. How is this possible? The machine seems to have a malfunction. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. There is something wrong in your data. I have not touched that module! You must have […]
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