If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
“I’m never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong”
If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”