Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.      

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Sardar: – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it…. 
                                                       

Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

                                                           
A Teacher lecturing on population:
“In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. ”
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!. ”

Sardarji: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.  
                                                         
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China  to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”

His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
                                                       

Guess what…
To avoid side effects!!!

Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar”.    
                                                      

I don’t know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. He was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.  Thinking this was a little strange, she asked him why he was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
He showed her the instructions on the tin, “For Best Results put on Two Coats” 

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258”

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!  
                                               

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept……..

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!