Funny
Hilarious conversations between airplane pilots and their control tower
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a long takeoff queue: “I’m bored!” Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft: “I said I was bored, not stupid!” O’Hare Approach Control to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.” United […]
Rules for the Air force Pilots
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s […]
HR Notice
Dear STAFF , Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. 1) TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing […]
Funny things to write in exam
Men are Mammals and women are femammals. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and […]