Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being triedEngineer means: We are still grasping at straws Engineer says: We’re working on a fresh approach to the problemEngineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of uni Engineer says: Close project coordinationEngineer means: We know who to blame Engineer […]
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I […]
Teacher says : You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field.Teacher means : I used it as a student. Teacher says : The gist of what the author is saying is what’s most important.Teacher means : I don’t understand the details either. Teacher says : The answer […]
It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to […]
A time will come when most films will be remakes A time will come when technical support will be needed even for eating with a spoon A time will come when humans will evolve to breathe underwater A time will come when a finger print will look like a circuit […]
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ; The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their […]
There’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found. You buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer. You’re reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription […]
