Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. Not everything works according to the specs in the data book. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. Always try to fix the hardware […]
Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is […]
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time […]
There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. “Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says […]
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and […]
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put […]
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into […]
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. […]
At a software conference, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?”Among the forest of raised hands, only one […]
Engineer says: A number of different approaches are being triedEngineer means: We are still grasping at straws Engineer says: We’re working on a fresh approach to the problemEngineer means: We just hired three kids fresh out of uni Engineer says: Close project coordinationEngineer means: We know who to blame Engineer […]
